Leeteuk who is preparing to grow some facial hair
Leeteuk: I’m already 27 years old, I feel that I should eat some nourishing food……
Eunhyuk: Actually, you don’t have much left to being 27.
Leeteuk: Recently, I have been thinking deeply. When we have our meals, it is usually later. The PD asked “Your activities are so busy, how can you handle eating so late? You’re not as young now, you will be able to feel it.” That day, I went home and thought about it, it is really not good, and when I’m older, I will really have a hard time.
Eunhyuk: Yeah, I also have been reflecting recently. My father got married at 28, my mother at 27…… Like this, it feels very unbalanced……
Leeteuk: I’m still alright, anyway I’m not in a hurry.
Eunhyuk: Yeah, anyway, you are so youthful, you grow in reverse to your age. But why didn’t you shave today?
Leeteuk: I thought of growing it. Everyone, how do you think I look with facial hair?
Eunhyuk: It’s not how you look, you gave to see if you are suitable. If you were to grow it, it would look very awful.
The Invincible Instant Noodles
Leeteuk: Among everyone, I am the one that cooks the best instant noodles.
Eunhyuk: Among everyone? Among everyone in the world?
Leeteuk: Among the SJ members…… Or among all the people in the KBS station. Even Donghae has acknowledged it!
Eunhyuk: Since when has Donghae eaten the instant noodles cooked by someone from KBS……
Leeteuk: I want to let everyone try the noodles that I have cooked.
Eunhyuk: Only a few people have eaten it before.
Leeteuk: They will come and eat it today. Today, I was eating, and thinking that if there could be such a taste on earth, it would really be too mystical.
Eunhyuk: How did you cook it?
Leeteuk: I used a paper cup to collect 4 cups of hot water, for every cup I left behind 1cm of water, and later on I added Kimchi soup and Kimchi. After that, I added the vegetable condiments, and after awhile, I added the soup seasoning. When it is almost cooked, take the kimchi out by itself, and after that, scoop the noodles out.
Eunhyuk: I’ll try it before I evaluate it. I also really like eating instant noodles, I am an Instant noodles food expert.
The 3 people who tried to think of a way to save 3000 won
Leeteuk: During the Chuseok period, we are going to Jeju Island for a holiday, ahahaha……
Eunhyuk: Me, Leeteuk, and our member Donghae, the 3 of us.
Leeteuk: On Friday…… Was it Friday?
Eunhyuk: The last day of Bora was Thursday.
Leeteuk: During Thursday’s Bora, many listeners said it was raining in Jeju Island, we were all very depressed.
Eunhyuk: Yeah, that day, we went over early in the morning, bright and early.
Leeteuk: We didn’t sleep.
Eunhyuk: When we reached, it was still drizzling, but later on, the sky cleared, so we still had fun.
Leeteuk: The 3 of us even rented a tour van to go around the island……
Eunhyuk: Yeah, there were many fun and absurd incidents. Because we didn’t plan, and just went there like that, the hotel wasn’t even booked. The van was also not rented.
Leeteuk: If there weren’t any rooms, we thought of spending the night out in the streets.
Eunhyuk: However, this way of totally not having a plan, is still quite fun.
Leeteuk: The most miraculous thing is, we didn’t tell anyone about us going to Jeju Island, and when we got down from the plane, a group of fans were at the airport waiting to welcome us.
Eunhyuk: Yeah, it gave me a shock. I experienced this went I went to Paris, so this time, I didn’t tell anyone.
Leeteuk: The few of us went to rent the van, it was the first time there so we didn’t know anything, and we were in a place we were not familiar with. The person in charge recognized us, and said lately he liked to watch our programs, and was very happy to see us. We even asked him to give us a discount of 3000 won, he said he was new, and could not make the decision. We said that if he could give us a discount, and when we returned the van, if the boss was unhappy, we would then return him the 3000 won. But that man still didn’t agree, and when writing the bill, he asked us not to come here again in future…
Eunhyuk: Yeah, we mentioned many methods, but he was still unhappy. He said in future, we should go to other better places and make a reservation, which is why we need a plan for a holiday.
Leeteuk who breaks the heart of girls
Leeteuk: In the past, when I had a girlfriend, and both of us were together, if I saw my parents coming towards us, I would tell my girlfriend “Go to the back, and hide”. She wanted to greet my parents, but I insisted on her hiding.
Eunhyuk: Why are you so evil.
Leeteuk: During father’s day or mother’s day, she would buy my parents presents. I would say “Who do you regard yourself as, why are you buying these, I didn’t buy anything, what are you buying these for.
Eunhyuk: She must have been very hurt, and felt that your relationship is very shallow.
Leeteuk: In the end, I still gave the present to my mother, saying “Omma, you know her right? This is from her.”
Eunhyuk: You’re too evil.
Leeteuk: In the past, I was like this, but now I’m no longer like this. I’ve given up evil, and returned to being good.
Who is a model husband?
Leeteuk: I have a question to ask you, if you were married, and during Chuseok, everyone gathers together, and the women are preparing the food, would you allow your wife to take part in such tiring tasks, or would you allow her not to go?
Eunhyuk: Of course I’d ask her to do it, that is something the women have to do. The elders are around, not doing it isn’t right. Even if I don’t say it, she should know it. It’s only once a year, even if its tiring, how tiring can it get? At home, I’ll help her prepare the food or do anything else to make up for it. This is how I am a model husband.
Leeteuk: I am different from you, I would not let her do it.
Eunhyuk: The elders won’t be pleased.
Leeteuk: I would also not let the elders do it.
Eunhyuk: Then when it’s your turn to host, you can order takeout.
Leeteuk: Yeah, it’s been settled.
Eunhyuk: Just cook instant noodles.
Leeteuk: I’ll cook instant noodles for everyone, hahaha.
Boring Jeju Island Vacation?
Eunhyuk: Last night, on Jeju Island, me and Donghae played cards for 3 hours straight……
Leeteuk: You went on a vacation, why did you play cards.
Eunhyuk: We kept using the least amount, in the beginning, I lost almost 20000 won, but in the end, I won it back.
Leeteuk: I even left earlier than both of you…… Going on a vacation, we should have fun more meaningfully.
Eunhyuk: It’s very meaningful……
Leeteuk: After we came back, everyone asked what fun things we did, I could only answer that we didn’t have any fun, we just went from one scenic spot to another, before going back.
Eunhyuk: There are fun things, we went to Halla Mountain, but when we got there it was already too late, and we couldn’t go up, so we went back. I felt it was too regretful, so I thought of going to Mara Island to eat Jajangmyun, but the boats had already stopped operating. I wanted to hear if around the area, there were any express boats going to Mara Island, but because it was Chuseok, everyone was resting, so in the end I didn’t get to do.
Leeteuk: What did you go there for?
Eunhyuk: To play cards……
The 3 people who conquered the entire Jeju Island
Leeteuk: I suddenly thought of an interesting incident from when we were in Jeju Island. We had nothing to do there, so we thought of doing something for us to remember. Hence, we went to the busy city centre. Near the scenic spot, there were many high class hotels, and while we were strolling, we even saw many people riding horses. We thought we had finally come to the right place.
Eunhyuk: The hotels were standing there block by block, we couldn’t miss such a good chance, so we got off the van……
Leeteuk: When we got down, there was nobody in the surrounding area. We walked in through the back door of a hotel, and to leave a memory, we went to the toilet……
Eunhyuk: We went into the toilet on the first floor, and happily did our personal business*…… The feeling was as though the hotel had become mine. Isn’t there a saying, that when you go somewhere for a vacation, you have to do your own personal business* there, especially your Number One**. We just did it accordingly.
Leeteuk: This way, in the person’s mind, they have conquered that place.
Eunhyuk: Yeah, I deeply feel the same way.
Leeteuk: Yeah, now that place is ours. If you put it like this, in the whole Asia, there are already many places that are mine.
Eunhyuk: Yeah, big Hallyu star.
Leeteuk: This is something people should do before they turn 30.
Okay this is pretty awkward but I’m trying to explain it in the best way possible…
* Personal Business: In this context, it refers to whatever you do inside a toilet cubicle…
** Number One: Defecating (or in more crude terms, mini cooperting)
The world’s most absurd vacation
Leeteuk: When we went to Jeju Island, I left earlier than both of them, at that time I had a booked plane ticket for a 2.30am flight. The day before l left, at 12.30, we agreed that in the morning, we would want to see the sunrise, and we would sleep early, and wake up early. Before going to sleep, we turned on the television, and there was a live telecast of a soccer match between Korea and America. It was the youth team, and we wanted to see the standard of the 20 year old youths. If they weren’t good, we would go to sleep, but in the end they were too strong, they played really well.
Eunhyuk: Yeah, they played really well.
Leeteuk: In the end, on the second day, when we opened our eyes in the morning, it was already 12.30 in the afternoon.
Eunhyuk: We set our alarm clock, but nobody heard it.
Leeteuk: I still slept the earliest.
Eunhyuk: Just like this, we missed the sunrise. Donghae and I were leaving in 2 days, and we agreed that we definitely could not miss this chance, so we would not sleep at all, and wait until the morning. So both of us played cards for 3 hours, Donghae said he was sleepy, and went to sleep by himself, so I watched a DVD. When I had finished watching, there was still 30 minutes before the time we had to leave, I thought of what to do, and ended up falling asleep. I woke up 10 minutes before the sunrise, and woke Donghae up, and discussed with him saying that the sun would be in the process of rising on our way there. In the end, it still ended with failure.
Leeteuk: That day, I had a 2.20am flight, when I reached the airport it was already 2.10am, I couldn’t get on the plane, I had to stroll around the airport for an hour.
Eunhyuk: Waiting for an hour to get on the next flight, you have really tried to do all the absurd things.
Leeteuk: Our Jeju Island vacation, compared to your France vacation, was much more fun.
Eunhyuk: We went together, that is why it is so fun.
Leeteuk: It was only 2 days and 1 night but we had so much fun, you walked around France without knowing what you were doing.
Eunhyuk: This time, after coming back, I realised that what is important about a vacation is not the places where you go to, but it’s the people you journey with, and the common memories you create.
Leeteuk: Next time, I’ll go to France by myself, and have more fun than you.
091017 Want to get married with Kimchi and fried rice, Hyukjae
Leeteuk: Eunhyuk do you like girls who know how to cook?
Eunhyuk: Of course, I wish I could marry a girl who knows how to cook good food.
A person should at least eat 2 meals a day, so definitely is a much, especially kimchi. *Kimchi Bokkeumbap is an easy dish to make but if it ingredients is added wrongly then it will be different taste and is also a special dish. What I say is true…..
Leeteuk: Do you know how to make it?
Eunhyuk: Of course I know, I love *Kimchi Bokkeumbap and that is why I also love girls who know how to make it.
Leeteuk: I always hope that one of these days when I wake up, my wife would say to me “ Honey, let’s eat”, I just love seeing her cook.
Eunhyuk: Morning, by that time I would just eat some toast will do and place the toast on the dinning table beautifully~ hahaha.
Leeteuk: And ladies whom wear guy long big Tee-shirt, with sandals, hahaha!!
Eunhyuk: yes yes, that are guys happiness.
Leeteuk: Helping me to make my tie, “I’m going out for recording~”
Eunhyuk: Why do (we) have to wear that in the morning?
* Kimchi Bokkeumbap = Kimchi fried rice
091019 10 years later
Eunhyuk: Leeteuk, how will you look like 10 years later?
Leeteuk: I’ll be 37 years old in 10 years time, should be married and have 1 child, maybe there another in the stomach. Might still be doing shows, from an idol group to a excellent MC. Going around Asia, interacting with fans, and having holidays too.
Eunhyuk: I’ll be 34 years old in 10 years time, I wish to be a entertainment company boss….although it still consider young at that age.
Leeteuk: I would like to try it too.
Eunhyuk: My Company will only have girls group, girls only.
Leeteuk: I will have mix combination and I want them to call me teacher, “Teacher Leeteuk~~”
Eunhyuk: This are my dream too.
Leeteuk: (using lee sooman accent) I will reply them “Hmmmm….Good, You guys just need to work harder for better results”
091020 Eunhyuk’s brand Kimchi Bokkeumbap
Eunhyuk: Today I was left alone in the dorm as everyone went out for their work, so I decided to make Kimchi Bokkeumbap.
Leeteuk: You are alone and yet you are still making that?
Leeteuk: I’ll never eat if I’m alone.*
Eunhyuk: Actually I don’t feel like eating too but I don’t have a choice as I have a exercise show tomorrow, that’s why I make it.
Leeteuk: How’s the taste?
Eunhyuk: Splendid~ I’m only used to eat the way I cooked it, I’m not used eating others.
Leeteuk: You only added kimchi and rice?
Eunhyuk: Add Kimchi, rice, ham and sesame oil. First, heat up the pan and add sesame oil, after that add kimchi and ham and fried it, last add in the rice and fried it together. I would add some kimchi soup if there isn’t any taste.
Leeteuk: It is really very good?
Eunhyuk: Delicious, very delicious~
Leeteuk: I shall try it next time round. But how could you eat alone when you know I was alone at upstairs?
Eunhyuk: How would I know, I really don’t know and I thought you wouldn’t come down for dinner if you are alone at the dorm? I thought you are not at home since you didn’t come down.
* I think he mean he will not cook if he alone.
091021 Eunhyuk who doesn’t know love
Eunhyuk: Leeteuk, which style does you like a girl to wear?
Leeteuk: Doesn’t matter what she wears as long as I like her.
Eunhyuk: Ah~ I do not particularly like some dressing but I do hate some dressing. **Like those who wear shorts and a belt ties on the shirt, just like a dress…I hate those kind.
Leeteuk: What if the girl who you like wears it, will you hate her too?
Eunhyuk: I will tell her that I hate this style and want her not to wear it in the future.
Leeteuk: You don’t know love at all.
Eunhyuk: Love is love but just don’t wear that kind of shirt.
Leeteuk: No matter how my girlfriend dress I will still think is very pretty.
Eunhyuk: I don’t even like her to wear exposed clothing too.
Leeteuk: Of course, no one will like that. But as I grow, I will always consider what kinds of clothes are more suitable for my age.
Eunhyuk: I don’t feel like we must wear clothes which is match our age but we should wear clothes which shown our age.
Leeteuk: It’s been ages since I shopping, look around online and found out that this year trend are pants which are similar to Super Junior- Happpy time, but I won’t even wear it again.
Eunhyuk: It seems like you are really old, I would still wear it, I like that kind of style.
Leeteuk: Looks like I need to change too.
** I’m not very sure of the style.
091022 Driving recklessly, Lee Dong Hae
Eunhyuk: Last time we went Jeju Island for holiday right, during that time Donghae was the one who is driving, the way he drive is really very weird. First, he don’t even keep to the driving lane.
Leeteuk: If there are two lanes, he will definitely need to follow one.
Eunhyuk: He just drives in the middle of both lanes, so I asked him “Why do you drive this way?” He says is easier for him to overtake another car, which is more fast.
Leeteuk: Driving recklessly!
Eunhyuk: I told him that the way you drive scared the driver behind you and is very dangerous, he say he only drives like this when there’s no car behind him. And leeteuk, you went there on the second day and I was driving it for the 3rd day, during the night Donghae say to me, “Hey, you’ve been driving for the whole day, let me drive it instead” I am so worry at that time but I just want to believe him one more time, so I let him drove. At that time, the road were very dark and there are even road repairing going on, Donghae was the one who is driving and I realized that there is a road repairing going on when we were half way through it.
“Hey, wait! How are we going to continue? By right we should drive on the right lane but suddenly he just changes to left lane and there’s a car in the opposite direction too. It shocked me that I quickly switch on the emergency reverse button to let the car pass through us. He’s really driving it his own way.
Leeteuk: It’s really very scary, but the person who seat beside him is much more terrified then him.
Eunhyuk: But the way he drives is really very ridicules. There’s once where we return to the hotel and Donghae parked the car at a small places which is at the hotel entrance. After entering our rooms, we got a call from the management, saying our car had blocked the walk way, must move it away quickly. So I get Donghae down to do it but the worst is “Eunhyuk ah, we are in trouble”
Donghae actually parked the car on a slope, the car just went down by itself and crush, which is the reason that block the walk way.
Eunhyuk: Lucky that nothing serious happen, sacred me to death.
Leeteuk: I think DongHae can’t drive anymore.
Eunhyuk: Yes, Everyone please drive carefully, don’t be like him.
Korean to Chinese translations by Kimseohye
Chinese to English translations by –dreamx @ sj-world.net, summer @sj-world.net
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